Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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