Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Art of “Forking”

In my last blog, I had some people inquire on the art of “forking”.. !
Basically, what you do is you get a ton of white plastic forks, and then you sneak up on a co-worker or a “good –natured” person’s house and start sticking the forks (all the forks) in the yard.
You must always have the “prongs” (those stick things at the ends) sticking up...
When done right, it is a beautiful sight!

There you go the art of “forking”

PS... You must use your own judgment on rather or not you will get caught.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Where Does Time Go

I can’t believe that it is almost August! I have to admit that this has been one of my busiest months to date… So let me give you all a quick recap of July 2007

During the first week of July, I took a vacation week!! (Yea, Ministers take vacations – but not from God!) We went to Holiday World, then to Thomas the Train! The second week in July, I was in the office part of the week. We had a trip to the Maysville Water Park! That was very exciting... especially the “storm that just missed us, or when we almost ran out of gas!

The third part of July, I was at Camp Northward!! (iTune Into God)..This was an AWESOME time.. Besides the greatest worship band being there, Lois Lane and myself “forked” someone’s (Kev’s) yard.. Oh yea and Lois “knocked” on the door and ran off!! This was a great time… Way to go Lois!!

And now, finally we are towards the end of July… We went to the Air Force Museum on Tuesday and Friday the kids are visiting a fire house and its men and woman who bravely work there!

Over all it was a great month…But I have to give my top 3 things…

1.. Vacation with the family
2.. Camp Northward
3.. Lois and myself forking someone’s (Kev’s) yard!!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Deep Thoughts

These will give you something to think about... Thanks Jack!

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said "Hey, hows it going?". So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now whose asking the questions?"

I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Are We There Yet

Phew!! I am wore out! Today, I along with some "brave" adults took out K-5th grade youth group to the US Air Force Museum in Dayton Ohio.... (about 2 hours away)... So you can imangine the patients of the kids.. But I have to say they did a great job!!..

The museum is a pretty cool place. We visted the "Early Years" , "WWII", "Modern Flight", and the "Space Program". Over all it was a pretty good day..

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Camp Week

Well I just finished another year of church camp.. It is around 2:30 in the am and I about to head of to bed.. We get an extra hour sleep in the morning.. Which means I will be waking up in about 5 hours..
I have to say it was a pretty good week over all.. The rain came and went through out the week and the sun beat down on us.. But it wasnt too bad.. My partner in crime "Lois" came and helped out a few days..
I tell you what I dont think I ever remember laughing as hard as I did when we were just hanging out..(Hay-rides, Carpet ball, Forks, knocks on doors, holes in the ground...and so on) that was just one of the many highlights we had this week..

I will post more next time about the "DJ2L" and "The RAVE" I mean Jam Session!!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007


Well it has been a while since I've last blogg.. That being said.. I am not going to do any spell check right now.. So if you see some errors.. (Live with it!!) haha just kidding.. My computer at home is on the fritz.. So I couldn't blogg..
But the main reason is I have been busy.. We had VBS then I took a vacation week.. It was really relaxing and fun.. We took Brady and his buddy to Holiday World in Indiana that was pretty much fun.. Then we took Landon to see Thomas the Train Engine.. He got to ride on a train and everything... He loved it!!.. Plus we are building a bedroom for Brady down in the basement.. which is going pretty good.. considering I have never done anything like this before..

Well I will write more next time..

Remember.. Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!!